with that idiot of a husband you have? Those commercials seriously irritate me, and make me a lil angry. I don't know why, I don't have to put up with him. I just don't think that a commercial has ever evoked so much anger from me, tis odd. I vote she divorce him and get a hot new boyfriend. Maybe a pool boy! They could go to Sonic on their dates. Maybe have flowers delivered to the car or a guy dressed in a tux playing the violin?? Now that would be a cool commercial. They could even have it go thru phases.......
phase I: the break-up. phase II: after court run for a Jr banana split because that's all she could afford after paying her attorney. phase III: her and girlfriend at Sonic pigging out because "all the good ones are either married or gay". phase IV: girl meets guy, girl falls in love with guy, girl finds out guy is married and is a cheating pig. phase V; her and girlfriend pig out again and reconfirm that they all are in fact either married or gay.
I mean seriously, I think I could write an entire lifetime of commercials for these people if they could just see past the light of day.
I didn't use to like the woman at all either, then I thought perhaps there is hope for her. I know there is especially if they'll let me help her out.
Perhaps the girlfriend could even get the ball rolling saying something like "why do you stay with that idiot husband of yours......... "
As you can see I've put a lot of thought into this and I'm not sure if that makes me creative or sad. Probably a bit of both. I just know that by making that commercial better it could quite possibly bring the statistics of road rage down just a little bit. I know this, for it is true!
I can't breathe, my throat is killing me and I feel like crap! Does anyone care, most likely not. But I was told yesterday to Push On Soldier and so push I shall. Today will be a full day, getting kids ID made, going to the gym, washing a gazillion tons of laundry to get ready for the beach and prepare for a very very long day tomorrow with doctor appointments and soccer practice.
I'll see ya'll tomorrow with an update on my life......... ta-ta-for-now!
phase I: the break-up. phase II: after court run for a Jr banana split because that's all she could afford after paying her attorney. phase III: her and girlfriend at Sonic pigging out because "all the good ones are either married or gay". phase IV: girl meets guy, girl falls in love with guy, girl finds out guy is married and is a cheating pig. phase V; her and girlfriend pig out again and reconfirm that they all are in fact either married or gay.
I mean seriously, I think I could write an entire lifetime of commercials for these people if they could just see past the light of day.
I didn't use to like the woman at all either, then I thought perhaps there is hope for her. I know there is especially if they'll let me help her out.
Perhaps the girlfriend could even get the ball rolling saying something like "why do you stay with that idiot husband of yours......... "
As you can see I've put a lot of thought into this and I'm not sure if that makes me creative or sad. Probably a bit of both. I just know that by making that commercial better it could quite possibly bring the statistics of road rage down just a little bit. I know this, for it is true!
I can't breathe, my throat is killing me and I feel like crap! Does anyone care, most likely not. But I was told yesterday to Push On Soldier and so push I shall. Today will be a full day, getting kids ID made, going to the gym, washing a gazillion tons of laundry to get ready for the beach and prepare for a very very long day tomorrow with doctor appointments and soccer practice.
I'll see ya'll tomorrow with an update on my life......... ta-ta-for-now!
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